10 Things Wrong & 10 Things Right With The Grammy's

10 Things Wrong With The Grammy's

 1.  Pharrell's hat… is he a part time Forest Ranger... I can't

 2.  Kendrick Lamar is still considered a new artist

 3.  LL Cool J's hat…year after year

 4.  Darth Vader's illegitimate sons showing up to sing with Pharrell

 5.  Everyone holding his or her breath when 'Blurred Lines' was up next for performance

 6.  Paul McCartney's Members Only looking jacket which was probably designed by his daughter & probably cost half of what my car did 

 7.  Watching Willie, Kris, and Merle was like watching molasses down a tree (PS I love Willie and Merle so this was hard to express but somebody had to do it)

 8.  Steven Tyler in public again without underwear...to the left to the left… literally

 9.  Yoko's fake boobs...so not a John Lennon vibe

10.  Okay, Pink it's time to return to performing on the ground, your audience's neck is over this phase

10 Things Right With The Grammy's 

 1.  My Queen Beyonce's opening performance

 2.  Chicago

 3.  Robin Thicke classing it up

 4.  Taylor Swift wearing a hair style her own age

 5.  Same Trailer Different Park

 6.  Julia Robert's boobs and dress...way to go mommy of 3

 7.  Okay, Pharrell's smile

 8.  Pink's awesome stomach muscles 

 9.  Target commercial with JT

10.  Queen Latifah with her beautiful self

Bonus: That straight white boy in a velour suit rapping about same sex love right before 30 couples get married in the audience with Madonna, The Queen Hag, singing to them... God Bless America!