Thanks, 2018...Well Played

 Thank you for the life lessons:

15.   Compromise is a relationship saver.

14.   The closer you get to 50 the more you sweat, but the     
        less you sweat over the small stuff.

13.   Whatever you plan in life, twist it, turn it inside out,
        shake it, then drop it and that's how it will turn out
        for you.

12.  You may be use to how things have always been, but  
       they do not always have to be that way.

11.  You can support someone you love and not tell them
       all of your thoughts (Who knew?!?)

10.   Saving money for a rainy day really does feel good.

9.    You can still love and laugh with someone who voted  
       for Trump.

8.    There really isn’t anything more important than time
       for yourself.

7.    The only thing more important than time for yourself is
       time spent with your family, and all the traditions you
       share.

6.     Being a contradiction keeps people on their toes.

5.     Men use way too many pronouns and not enough
        proper nouns.

4.     Making your wife laugh really will save your life.

3.     Ignorance is everywhere, you can’t help everyone, live
        your truth.

2.    Hugging your momma can be the best medicine.

1.    Romance, the first year in a marriage, isn't about flowers or soft
       music, it’s about holding in your gas or them holding   
       in theirs until one of you leave the room.

Well, Well, Well...

Look who finally showed up with his GPS repaired, duct taped, and ready to roll...My Prince Charming.  The last time I posted, I believe it was April 2017, I was friends with this man. I was still making mistakes with others, but this guy, let's call him DG, was a friend of mine that seemed just too country for this city girl and way too kind. I mean he showed an interest in me, didn't insult me, didn't want me to change in any way shape or form, so why in the world would I ever want to date him? Ugh...He liked me just the way that I was. 

What in the hell was wrong with him?!?  I will tell you what was wrong with him...nothing and everything, and he was what I had been stumbling and tripping over others for years, until I found him. You can call me, Mrs. DG, and now the blog takes a *plot twist, and so a new year begins in my blogging life. Get ready, it's going to be funnier than ever, because now it's taken from a wife's point of view...




*A plot twist is a literary technique that introduces a radical change in the direction or expected outcome of the plot in a work of fiction. When it happens near the end of a story it is known as a twist or surprise ending. In other words, it's a real life, "Oh Shit" moment. 

Yep, this is the look I get when I utilize my first amendment right in my mother's tone of voice or my grandmother's volume.