Yes, you read the title correctly, and I'm
portraying the white girl this time. As insane as some of these thoughts
appear they have actually crossed my mind. I will leave it up to you to imagine
my expressions that go along with them. Although I tried to recruit the random
thoughts from some of my female friends none of them were quite willing to let
go of their private thoughts. I completely get that, so I'm taking one for the
team for your entertainment and laughter.
1. I wonder if there is enough change in my car for
a Starbucks run.
2. Do other women consider prostitution for their
food addiction?
3. Hmmm I bet this cashier has no idea why I am
really buying all these batteries.
4. Why do white girls get such a bad rap for being
freaky in the sheets?
5. That guy is hot! Wait...a...minute...that
is a woman! Wait...a...minute...does that make me a lesbian?!? 
6. Did God forget about me?
7. I hate this...forgetting how to walk down the
stairs in the middle of walking down the stairs.
8. I wonder what it's like to be her. Never
mind she has some jacked up feet.
9. Am I ever going to have sex again? And if so
will I remember how? Oh, God, what if I forget what to do? And what if I
finally get to have sex again, but I'll be too old and my knees creak during
it. That's it! I have to go work out!
10. Do they know their baby is ugly? Of
course not, because all babies are beautiful. Right?
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