Inspiration

What inspired me to title this blog by it's so called name, was one day last week  I had my donor sperm in a nitrogen tank seat belted in my car in the front seat with me. Yes that's right. As I mentioned in my first blog, I'm trying to get pregnant, and since Prince Charming's GPS system is broken and he has no idea where his Cinderella (me) is currently residing, then I decided it's time for me to jump start the family without him. I began this Insemination Trek this May. Unfortunately I had Dr Frankenstein's illegit son for my fertility doctor, who put me through physical and emotional pain, so I had to start over with a new doctor and fertility clinic. In case you didn't know this, donor sperm is in the smallest vials possible and are kept frozen and when switching doctors you are responsible for transporting the donor sperm to the new office, therefore here comes the nitrogen tank's role. As I was driving from one side of Houston to the polar opposite, I had a very expensive and fragile item in my car. If you have ever driven in Houston, then you know driving at any time of the day on 610 near the Galleria is not a joy ride...and there I was in my flip flops, Frio River Tshirt and shorts, bouncing my head to rapper 50 Cent's Pimp Song (I'm terrible with song titles and words), and my baby's daddy strapped down in the front seat of my Corolla Sport in his nitrogen tank...and then it hit me..."Are We Sure This Is My Life?" And a star was born...well at least a blog was born.