Blond Ambition Tour...Oh Wait

Sometimes what you hear is the truth.
Blonds do have more fun!
It is not the reason you think, however.
It is due to the fact that we tend to not realize what is going on around us or figure out things as fast as others.
Ironically, I am considered a very observant person when it comes to people and their behavior, but apparently I do not waste my skills on the small stuff.

For example...

Did you know the movie, "Jack the Giant Slayer" is about Jack and the Beanstalk?
Me either!

Not that booty!

Did you know the song, "Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye is about a booty call?
 Me either!

Did you know that sex is not considered an activity on Weight Watchers for earning activity points?
Me either!






Did you know that you're never to touch a black woman's hair & that this is taught early in childhood?
Me either!

Did you know white people have a reputation for loving their dogs abnormally, as in allowing the dogs to sit in our laps?
Me either!

Okay. I can not defend my people anymore!

Did you know when a man looks at you from head to toe and then back from toe to head he is actually letting you know he likes what he sees? That he wants you?
Me either!

Having my gay uncle as a huge influence I always thought that look was a disapproving look that my shoes and outfit did not measure up!

Did you know a woman unmarried without kids in her 20's and 30's is considered the "marrying kind", but a woman in her 40's unmarried without kids is considered "rejected/past her prime"?
Me either!
Oh wait...

Oh F*** That!