There are also some that are going to leave you staring straight ahead and into space from shock, just like I did, because these are the same people who will be running this country one day.
Enjoy...
"Oh wow! Miss L, you're a girl?"
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| RuPaul not me. |
"If a man is married is it Mr or Mrs?"
"Why would I go to a party I was invited to? If I'm invited, then it probably sucks."
"Fool, she ain't white. She Italian."
"How long have your eyes been green?"
"Today is a very good day. We got word that my dad is in jail finally."
"High school is going to be so easy."
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| It's what we thought too. |
"Here's $2 for our swear jar because have I got a story for you and some adjectives can not be replaced."
"All I gotta do is smile at my daddy, and I get new shoes."
"Yeah, we have arranged marriages in our family. Everyone is really worried about my middle sister being returned...she's kind of a dumb ass."
"Hmmm... I guess being a racist works for some people."
"We got to go see my brother this weekend?" (How's he doing?) "About 10-20 in Huntsville."
"Shhh...She must be PMSing. Check out her face. I think that's chocolate on her lip."
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| I'm not that bad...all the time. |
"I met my daddy last night. He just showed up at the front door, and said, 'Boy, I'm your real daddy' and he still didn't have no money on him."
"My dad is too busy working to learn English, and my mom is busy taking care of all those kids to learn it, so I'm the family translator."
"The devil is a lie. I swear. I'll say it again. The devil is a lie."
"Don't bribe a teacher in front of witnesses, fool. Where you from???"
"My mom's in Pakistan for two months. Can you give me her hugs while she's gone?"
"I got no problem in the head."
"If it smells like 'roses', it is not my fault."
"Uh huh I did not lie. I'm from the right hand on the bible kind of family. ."
"I miss middle school. We had it so easy."
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| Glad I don't teach here. |
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