Today's Menu: Not Chicken Salad

Recently, a high school counselor told me, "You can't make chicken salad out of chicken sh**." I believe this is my new mantra for life. Not only do I love this line it would have been one my own grandmother would probably want on a t-shirt.

No need to stress about a relationship, just look at the scenario and say, "Well, you can't make chicken salad out of chicken sh**." 
STRESS BE GONE.

Instead of trying to figure out how to get people to think like you or persuade them to do as you want, look at them, smile, and think to your self, "Well, you can't make chicken salad out of chicken sh**."
STRESS BE GONE.

Rather than walking around paranoid about your future when you work in an unstable environment, shrug your shoulders, and say "Well, you can't make chicken salad out of chicken sh**."
STRESS BE GONE.

Yum!