I gave up facebook for Lent. It's actually a pretty nice relief from the random stress it could cause. However, being the opinionated Italian southern belle-ish Aries woman that I am, I have to still share my opinion somewhere. The following are all the facebook statuses I missed out on posting thus far. Although I am only half way through the Lenten season, I am already convinced that I will rack up some real doozies (opinions) and a potential introduction for my therapist some day.
1.) If you can graduate from college you can take a freakin' citizenship test!
2.) I never want to see another snickers bar again...you know who you are.
3.) You really do have to be very specific with men on expectations!!! (even on the obvious)
3.) I just love The Voice! I really do!
4.) What happened to the family I once knew?
5.) Why does Ryan Seacrest get introduced after the star judges as if they are his opening act?
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| This could pass for a picture of me in 7th grade, but it is actually Ryan Seacrest!!! |
6.) Barry White, more than Olivia Newton John, makes me want to dance not kill people.
7.) Did you know that leap year day, February 29th, women notoriously propose to their man? News to me.
8.) I woke up today with my mother's hands.
9.) Modern Family is hysterical...i.e. "Satan's Trifecta, Gay cinema's most famous tornado"...love that show
10.) Rush Limbaugh is a jackass!
11.) Manicures, Pedicures, and Shoe Shopping...Oh my!
12.) No more selfish, crazy people por favor.
13.) I love my dog.
14.) I wonder if our teachers/parents worried about our generation the way we do these kids.
15.) Sometimes it is so scary when life doesn't turn out the way you thought it would.
16.) Bologna sandwiches still do a kid good.
17.) 'Mob Wives', on VH1, just proves that 1 out of 4 Italian women are bipolar!
18.) When you do not drink coffee for 10 months then have a cup for breakfast followed by several glasses of ice tea, you do not fall asleep until after 3a.m.
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| Sooooo good...you'll forget what you were shopping for... |
19.) Ladies & Gentleman, Red Velvet Cheesecake! (courtesy of Cheesecake Factory) Enough said.
20.) Sometimes you just have to be sad, feel sad, express sad, share sad, say thank you to those who listened, pick yourself up and make curtains into Ball gowns.
21.) It is official: just a few days of Spring Break, and I have already watched too much TruTv, Cloo, and ID. I know this because of my dreams and paranoia.
